January 2010
47 posts
High school brownies. More than just pot in them.... →
i don’t poop enough.
– Bryan Hoang Chiem (via smallpal)
umm… ok… TMI… or there’s something wrong with your internal system
(via culi3000)
I think I can be the blame for that. if you know what i mean.
The hardest part of saying goodbye is having to do...
ikasolis:
(via eletheowl)
The girl on Wowowee who yells "Congratulations!"
marielgee:
abbigaailreyyes:
GET THE FUCK OUT. I’m serious. I fucking hate hearing your damn voice. I wonder if you even know how to speak softly. Seriously, shut the fuck up.
HAHA Abbs, i hate her fucked up voice too.
THANK YOU. hahahahaha. i be gettin embarrassed watching it. And i thought the people who ‘rap’ was gettin on my nerves.
my pants...
llamamon:
ARE SUPERSOAKED!!! ugghhh….the one thing i fuckin hate about walkin up the damn hill during the rain….IM SUPPOSED TO BE IN BED WHEN IT RAINS >__<
I hate making things sound bad. But I just had to. Your Pants are supersoaked from walking up the hill. But it’s supposed to rain when you’re in bed? think about it reallllly carefully.
I'm hopefully going to grow my hair out.
and hopefully the thoughts of you grow out along with it. and hopefully when i walk around with my hair sticking out, people will see what’s been holding me down. and hopefully those thoughts stay on the outside of my mind instead of the inside. and hopefully when i cut it all off, maybe i can cut you off like i should too.
I want some Malibu with pineapple juice.
flirt-with-life:
th3ryza:
flirt-with-life:
My fruity girly drinks <3
come through and i’ll make you some. i always serve that when i bartend at parties.
Yay but too bad you live 2093840298402394 miles away ]= Boo.
haha it’ll seem shorter if you hop on aim! haha. nahhh i don’t wanna force you.
I want some Malibu with pineapple juice.
flirt-with-life:
My fruity girly drinks <3
come through and i’ll make you some. i always serve that when i bartend at parties.
I wish there was a way to block people from...
flirt-with-life:
th3ryza:
flirt-with-life:
Kinda like how you can block people on Facebook. Ugh. I get paranoid sometimes about writing certain shit, in case this girl sees it. But I don’t wanna hold back on writing whatever I want.
I think there is. go to the option to view the people you are following. then there should be something on that screen towards the bottom that says block. but...
I wish there was a way to block people from...
flirt-with-life:
Kinda like how you can block people on Facebook. Ugh. I get paranoid sometimes about writing certain shit, in case this girl sees it. But I don’t wanna hold back on writing whatever I want.
I think there is. go to the option to view the people you are following. then there should be something on that screen towards the bottom that says block. but i dunno if that blocks you...
You cut me deep bitch. Cut me like surgery.
flirt-with-life:
— Kanye.
Tumblr got a little boring.
Now that tumblrity is gone.
I loved you, you bitch. But you played me, you...
flirt-with-life:
(via westcoastterror-)
MyLifeIsAverage
randomizedlogic:
dawany:
mylifeisaverage:
I have a college professor who looks exactly like Daniel Radcliffe, and our classes are held in this really small classroom, where you have to push aside two ‘walls’ to see the whiteboard. One meeting, he pulled the walls concealing the whiteboard and told the class that only those who really wanted to get in the class could enter the ‘Room of...
Is it just me?
or is tumblrity gone??
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I have a weird obsession with animal print and...
(via flirt-with-life)
i don’t think that’s weird. i think that’s just cute.
GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS.
Listening to a late night radio station.
charleen:
So I was listening to the radio while we made a quick run to Walmart the other day.. and I HAD to post this before I forget! And I’m pretty sure many of us who has gone through a heart break some point in our life should or should have taken this advice:
GUY: “Yeah, break ups are hard. But the best remedy is to go back to the places that remind you of that person. Cry.. cry as hard...
customers .
missheng:
randomizedlogic:
missheng:
dear customers,
i apologize that i fucked up your order and i’m sorry you had to come back with SCREAMING . i understand that i FORGOT your donut or whatever .. but jesus . CALM DOWN . it’s not the end of the world & when i give it to you for free because it was my fault .. have the decency to be a little bit happier so you can make MY life a little...
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a peep into a convo about how girls can mess guys...
randomizedlogic: hs, not college
ive got bigger fish to fry than getting a girlfriend
lol
th3ryza: come on randell, ain't nothing better than making a girl smile.
randomizedlogic: heh, i can do that without the title
th3ryza: and there you have it, [randomizedlogic] is a player. i knew it!
randomizedlogic: -_-
th3ryza: shouldda saw that one coming bro.
randomizedlogic: --__--
th3ryza: haha. sall good [randomizedlogic]. girls make me want to be a player though.
i give props to you though. it's really hard to be one.
"4 o clock in the morning" - th3ryza.
(Author’s note: wrote this in the summer. been feeling like this a lot lately. maybe one of my best pieces because it was all driven off emotion.)
I don’t know where to start. I’m currently up because I can’t sleep. I can’t sleep because I have too much shit on my mind. I have too much shit on my mind because nothing seems to go my way. Nothing seems to go my way...